Mother’s Day 1985, Van Courtlandt Park

Mother’s Day 1985,  Van Courtlandt Park

After the lunch and the long-stemmed rose,  we stopped in the park for a catch.  My husband took the baseball gloves from the trunk of the car and tossed one to each of us.

“Both of you spread out.”   he said,  and so obediently we each trotted across the grass.

He threw the first ball to me,  and I shielded my eyes as I watched it sail through the sunny Bronx sky.

“Point at it with your arm Mom,  and then close your glove.”  yelled my son.

But my heart was too full,  and I lost the ball in my tears.

RetroFlash / 100 Words

Dana Susan Lehrman 

On the Aisle

The Play That Goes Wrong – sidesplitting.

On the Aisle

As a girl I dreamt of a life on the stage,  I acted in neighborhood and college theater, and spent a wonderful summer directing camp productions,  but alas I didn’t pursue that early dream.   (See Theater Dreams,  and Piano Man – Remembering Herb)

But going to the theater has always been a guilty pleasure,  and it’s what I missed most during the pandemic when Broadway and Off-Broadway houses were shuttered.

Over the years I’ve seen innumerable shows and  if I saved all the Playbills they’d surely cover many yards on the proverbial football field.  And my most memorable?  Of course numerous productions of Shakespeare done traditionally,  radically,  in modern dress,  with non-traditional casting,  or every which way – I won’t even count those.   And so in no special order,   here goes.

Almost anything by Tom Stoppard,  including his most recent,  the brilliant and devastating Leopoldstadt.  And all of Terrence McNally.  (See And Things That Go Bump in the Night)

And the long-running Cats except for the awful set.  And my favorite playwright Edward Albee,  especially Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf,  and Zoo Story.  And Brian Friel’s Dancing at Lughnasa and Philadelphia Here I Come.

And The Man Who Came to Dinner,  and of course all of Samuel Beckett including  Waiting for Godot and Endgame currently being revived at the Irish Rep.

And West Side Story and Assassins and almost everything else by Steven Sondheim.  And Chorus Line,  and  She Loves Me.  And all of Tennessee Wiiliams,  especially The Rose Tattoo and Streetcar.  And all Neil Simon’s wonderfully clever plays,  and Frank Lesser’s Guys and Dolls.  And Ragtime,  and Kander & Ebb’s marvelous and moving Cabaret.   

And Fiddler on the Roof  twice –  in English and in Yiddish.   (And no,  you don’t need to speak Yiddish to understand the play,  and anyway it’s all translated unobtrusively on the backdrop.)  (See Tradition)

And Eugene O’Neill’s autobiographical Long Day’s Journey into Night.  And William Inge’s Bus Stop,  and the fabulous 42nd Street.  And Alfred Uhry’s  poignant Driving Miss Daisy.  And the irresistible Jersey Boys,  and all of Rogers & Hammerstein,  especially my favorite,  their sublime The King and I.

And lest I forget Athur Miller’s Death of a Salesman,  and anything by Anna Deavere Smith.  And the surprisingly moving Come from Away,  and the absolutely side-splitting The Play That Goes Wrong.  (If you see it wait for Duran,  Duran.)    And How I Learned to Drive,  and The Vagina Monologues.

And Agatha Christie’s always-running-somewhere The Mousetrap.  And The Fantastics,  and Noel Coward’s canon.  And anything produced by Elevator Repair Service Theater  especially Gatz.  And Beautiful,  and Million Dollar Quartet.  And Wendy Wasserstein’s Heidi Chronicles,  and August Wilson’s painful Ma Rainy’s Black Bottom and Fences.  And all the other wonderful plays I’ve loved and left out.

But please don’t think I’m not discriminating,  quite the contrary.  I’ve walked out of the theater dozens of times well before the final curtain.  So if you sat through Book of Mormon,  we can still be friends –  but don’t tell me what happens after the first act,  I couldn’t care less!

The King and I –  sublime.

– Dana Susan Lehrman 

What Does a Woman Want?

What Does a Woman Want?

That supposed smart guy Sigmund Freud may not have been as smart as we thought.   His friend Marie Bonaparte ,  the great-grandniece of Emperor Napoleon,  a French author and analyst herself,  once sought treatment from the renown psychoanalyst for her own sexual problems.

Famously Freud asked her,  “The great question that has never been answered despite my research into the feminine soul is – what does a woman want?“

Her response is unknown,  but I venture to guess she’d been listening to 4 Non Blondes  and  so she may have said,  “Isn’t it obvious Herr Doktor?  We just want to know what’s going on!”

RetroFlash / 100 Words

Dana Susan Lehrman 

Melting (Soup) Pot

Melting (Soup) Pot

One afternoon taking a break between chores I stopped for lunch at the 2nd Ave Deli,  one of my favorite eastside haunts.

After a leisurely meal I was waiting on line to pay my tab when I overheard the following conversation at the take-out counter:

Young Asian woman:   “What soup do you have today?”

Old deli guy:  “Split pea,  lentil,  mushroom & barley,  chicken noodle,  chicken & rice,  vegetable,  and kreplach.” 

Young Asian woman:  “Kreplach?”

Old deli guy:  “Jewish dumpling.”

Young Asian woman:  “Ah, that sounds good,  I’ll take a quart.”

Did I tell you I ❤️ New York?

RetroFlash / 100 Words

– Dana Susan Lehrman