Male Cornea
HIM, upstairs: “Do we have Alka Seltzer Plus?”
ME, downstairs: “Yes, it’s in the cabinet.”
HIM, upstairs: “Where?
ME, downstairs: “It’s in the cabinet in the white bin.”
HIM, upstairs: “Where?”
ME, downstairs: “It’s in the cabinet in the white bin on the left.”
HIM, upstairs: “Where?”
ME, downstairs getting hot under the collar: “It’s in the cabinet in the white bin on the left in the box that says ALKA SELTZER PLUS.”
HIM, upstairs: “I still can’t find it, please come up!”
ME, after storming up the stairs: “Here it is!”
HIM: “Thanks. Have you seen my eyeglasses?”
RetroFlash / 100 Words
– Dana Susan Lehrman
Dana Susan LehrmanThis retired librarian loves big city bustle and cozy country weekends, friends and family, good books and theatre, movies and jazz, travel, tennis, Yankee baseball, and writing about life as she sees it on her blog World Thru Brown Eyes!
www.WorldThruBrownEyes.com
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This is so true, Dana. Unfortunately, in my household it runs both ways!
Yep!
That is so evocative. Could be just funny or tragic. I hope the former.
The former!
Thank goodness!
Exactly!
You too?
Perfect RetroFlash, and hilarious, Dee!
Thanx Bebe!
I resemble—I mean resent—that remark!
Sorry John but aint it the truth!
Ha, ha, ha, just like in my house, Dana, and I must say, it’s the man who is doing the asking. Sorry, guys!
Yep, the truth will out!
Very funny, Dana. I have to say that just might have happened in my house too.
Yep!
You nailed it, Dana. And may it remain sporadic, humorous and limited to Alka Seltzer Plus.
Amen John!