Ethel and the Turkey Leg
Since my unforgettable friend Ethel died at the age of 85, I’ve been thinking about what made her such a special soul.
Ethel and I met in the 1980s at Jane Addams, the south Bronx vocational high school where she taught cosmetology and I ran the school library. Like so many of us at Addams, Ethel and I loved the school, were dedicated to our students, and forged a life-long friendship. (See Mr October, Magazines for the Principal, and The Diary of a Young Girl)
We both lived on Manhattan’s upper eastside, and for years we carpooled to school together. Every morning, reverse commuting against the traffic, Ethel drove us the six miles up to Addams.
Originally there were five of us in our carpool, each of is usually holding a paper cup of coffee or tea that sloshed around whenever Ethel hit a pothole.
Over the years two of our colleagues moved out of Manhattan and left the carpool, and a third opted to drive himself. So then it was just Ethel and me in the car, and we began to think ourselves as Thelma and Louise.
I remember one morning waiting on the appointed corner when I saw Ethel’s car approaching. I stepped off the curb expecting her to slow down and stop, but as I watched in bewilderment the car sped past me and disappeared up Third Ave.
I trekked to the subway station to get the train to school, and later went to Ethel’s classroom to ask her what had happened.
”I played bridge last night,” she explained, “and this morning while I was driving to school I was replaying every hand in my head. I guess I just forgot to pick you up!”
Ethel, as I’ve said was a cosmetologist, and because I wore little make-up she was always itching to give me a make-over. I always demurred, but on one very special day she had her way.
It was the morning of my son’s bar mitzvah and my husband and I had arranged to pick up Ethel on our way to the synagogue. As she sat beside me in the back seat, she opened her purse and took out comb and brush, hairspray, lipstick, foundation, mascara, and rouge.
”No arguments this time,” she said, “when you’re up on the bimah I want you to glow.” And when Ethel was finished with me, I think I did!
And it was Ethel’s turn to shine at the surprise retirement dinner we threw for her on City Island. The planning, the elaborate scheme to get her to the restaurant, and the look on her face when we all yelled SURPRISE! were almost as much fun as the party.
And then there were the strays.
Ethel was a real animal lover who badly spoiled her own, rather plump dog Bambi whom she fed ice cream. My husband was once sitting in Ethel’s living room when the dog planted herself in front of him and it was then he dubbed her Bambi, the Coffee Table!
And it seemed Ethel felt responsible for every stray dog in the city. One morning when she picked me up, she was driving with one hand on the wheel and clutching the biggest turkey leg I’d ever seen in the other. I was used to Ethel bringing leftovers from home and stopping the car to feed any dog who crossed our path – and what a lucky mutt who hit the jackpot that day!
And so if dogs go to Heaven, I’m sure they won’t go hungry. I know one slightly dizzy blonde who’ll be waiting up there with a turkey leg.
Rest in peace sweet Ethel, my unforgettable friend!
– Dana Susan Lehrman
Dana Susan LehrmanThis retired librarian loves big city bustle and cozy country weekends, friends and family, good books and theatre, movies and jazz, travel, tennis, Yankee baseball, and writing about life as she sees it on her blog World Thru Brown Eyes!
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Lovely tribute to your friend, Dana. Can’t believe she was so obsessed with her previous night’s bridge game that she drove right by you! However, she clearly had a good heart and was beloved in many other ways.
Thanx Betsy, if you knew Ethel you would believe it – she was endearingly a bit ditsy!