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John Billington in the Family Tree
Prompted By Jury Duty
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This week’s prompt credits John Billington with the dubious historical honor of being the defendant in the first jury trial held in the American colonies. It didn’t end well for him
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Thunder and Lightning
Prompted By Lightning
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This ole house is afraid of thunder This ole house is afraid of storms This ole house just groans and trembles When the night wind flings its arms Lightning (and thunder) figure in two of my earliest memories — one that formed the foundation of my respect for the tough nature of my grandmother; the…
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But generations yet unborn …
Prompted By What I Own That's Older Than I Am
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Until I was a teenager, I thought a “Sampler” was a box of chocolates. Then my grandmother died and many of her items found their way to us in California. Included in this trove was a sampler — a framed textile and another framed object which I will describe below. A “sampler”, loosely defined, is…
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None of Us Liked Our Nicknames
Prompted By What's in a Name
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All the males in my family changed their names. That is, everyone had a nickname and none of us liked the ones we were given. So: My father, known as Buddy, until he went to college, became John, which matched his birth certificate.. In the next generation, Burr (short for Burgess, his middle name) became…
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What My Father Wrote for Me
Prompted By What My Father Told Me
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How and why my [grand]mother was cooking on a ranch in Montana in the summer of 1918 is one of the stories I shall never know...
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Prague, 2003
Prompted By Lost in Translation
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My second advantage , I am certain, was that they had concluded I had gone completely crazy ...
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Four Morally Ambiguous Cheating Vignettes
Prompted By Cheating
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Example 1: High School, 1968. Trigonometry test. I walked by the desk of a girl I liked – not romantically, but a nice friend. I looked at her test sheet, and quietly said words to the effect: “problem 12 – divide by two.” She did, thereby earning 5 more points. My rationale: She obviously understood…
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Who Knows Where the Time Goes?
Prompted By Time
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The French philosopher and mathematician Blaise Pascal is reputed to have written words to the effect that “This letter would have been shorter if I’d had more time to write it.” Perhaps if he’d had a reliable watch, a relatively modern invention, what short time he had wouldn’t have gotten away from him. For years,…
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Assembly Isn’t the Problem
Prompted By Some Assembly Required
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The problem is not the assembly. It’s the document purporting to be assembly instructions that makes the process maddening. Originally written in an obscure language, it’s been clumsily translated into English, rendering it completely opaque. The consumer vents her frustration by throwing the directions away and pursuing an intuitive approach, based on a no-doubt misleading…
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Be Prepared
Prompted By Scouting
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Scouting was a big part of my younger years. I enjoyed the camaraderie with other Scouts, had a great time camping, and learned a number of skills that I carry to this day.
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