How did I get to the point where I needed to make a spreadsheet to keep everything straight? Read More

Because Offspring had it all: love, sex, babies, good food, and lots of music, it held our attention and took our minds off our isolation and anxiety. Read More

The process of preparing our house to go on the market felt like peeling an onion – layer by layer, my life there disappeared. Read More

My friends and I often engage in organ recitals — Not the musical type but rather what is hurting today and can it be fixed. Read More

I’m not a second guesser. Once I decide to buy or do something, I don’t perseverate about my decision. Read More

I definitely have an issue with stuff magically multiplying. Read More

I don’t remember snow days when I was in school. That’s because school never closed for snow or cold winter days. We had warm hats, scarves, mittens, boots, and snowsuits. Think Ralph’s little brother in A Christmas Story. And we walked to and from school. So, it’s no surprise that I pulled my three little… Read More

Until the pandemic hit, the thing that caused me the most stress was my back pain. Read More

The moral of the tale is that it is possible to have a perfectly behaved dog — just not one trained by anyone in my family. Read More

I guess a show that has been on the air for 49 years has to evolve, and each generation has its own concept of what is funny. Read More